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Shopping with Spike

How can you tell if someone is intelligent?

This has been a challenging year for Octopi. "The Octopus Teacher" film came out on Netflix, and all of a sudden, everybody discovered that Octopi are intelligent, sentient beings, and that they make fine house pets. Prior to this, people generally gave Octopi a wide berth---after all, the expression: "to wrap your tentacles around someone" is hardly a term of affection.

Take for example, the case of my good friend, Spike. Spike was enjoying a swim in the warm, tropical waters. He was just minding his own business, when out of nowhere appears a redheaded woman. She plucks him out of the water, plops him into her car, and takes him home with her. For weeks thereafter, the redheaded woman and her friends bombard poor Spike with questions like: "Hey, what's it like to be an octopus?", and "Hey, bet it's hard to shop for clothes with all those tentacles?". After months of such inane conversation, Spike begain to wonder if, indeed, human beings should be classified as "intelligent beings".

Then one day, the redheaded woman comes into Spike's room and asks him: "Shall we go for a road trip today? Would you like to join me for an afternoon of retail therapy?". Spike had no idea what retail therapy was, but since Octopi are naturally curious, he nodded affirmatively and off they went to the local Mall.

Spike thoroughly enjoyed his day of retail therapy. He shopped till he nearly dropped, and he even managed to visit some of his distant relatives at the local aquarium. Just like any other fish out of the water, Spike carefully documented his retail therapy trip with a series of selfies. And rather than post those directly to the messy waters of social media, he decided to share those selfies with the viewers of this photo series.

If you'd like to see the full series, download the PDF Photobook here.

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    • Projecting Mondrian on Zoi
    • Pandora
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    • Unmute Us
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    • Backlit
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    • Projecting Van Gogh
    • Covering up
    • Lines and Curves
    • Lobster Time
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    • Clawin' to the Top
    • A Helping Hand
    • Fireworks
    • Lockdown
    • Meshed Up
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    • Dubai Colorscrapers
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    • Sparkle
    • Parking Lot
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    • Me and Me
    • Projecting Impressionism
    • Projecting Dubuffet
    • Portraits of Manya
    • Amsterdam in 2 Minutes
    • Trio
    • Ankie Doubled
    • Ankie B&W&R
    • Projecting Shunga
    • Portraits in Ten
    • Chained
    • The Bollenstreek Flower Parade
    • The Muse
    • Jumpin' at the Lido
    • Sliced
    • Horror Story
    • Nadia
    • Highlights
    • Festival Time
    • The Līgatne Paper Mill
    • Gaudeamus 2022
    • Jāņi
    • Behind Glass
    • Trystdom
    • Woodstock on the Water
    • The Juggler
    • Projecting Nicky
    • fête
    • Marché
    • Unnatural Disasters
    • Shadows
    • Leading Lines
    • Bear Skin
    • Dash of Color
    • Window Frame
    • Afternoon Delight
    • Ameria
    • You Win Again
    • Projecting Ameria
    • Not Your Plaything
    • Mourners and Swimmers
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    • Dread Queen
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    • The Male Graze
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    • Me, Jane
    • Channeling Vincent
    • Beyond the Rain
    • Passing Through
    • Projecting Peace
    • Stairway Ballet
    • Refuge
    • Projecting Mondrian onto Ashleigh
    • Projecting Dali
    • Nude, Implied
    • Behind the Mask
    • Tribal
    • Maria Acting Mondrian
    • World Christmas Circus 2023
    • les Muses
    • Projecting Dark and Moody
    • Projecting Old Masters
    • Letting Her Hair Down
    • Indonesians
    • Tanah Toraja
    • My concern for the earth
    • Lijf Cycle
    • Unity
    • Paper Bag Identity
    • Cheated
    • The Joys of Travel
    • Sad Peacock
    • Prickles
    • In a Magical Garden
    • Hello Cowgirl
    • How the West Was Won
    • Mono Nudes
    • Bathing Masked
    • Starlet
    • Summertime Thing
    • To be nude
    • Sweet Georgia Brown
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    • Smiles
    • The Goddess
    • Emotive Bodyscapes
    • Urban Anonymity
    • Unmasked
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    • bored
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    • Armchair Punked
    • Infinity: Projecting Kusama
    • Perspectives
    • me, too
    • in contrast,
    • still burns strong
    • tight spaces
    • you are what you eat
    • more is less
    • traveling on
    • Sicily '25
    • Life Is
    • Baking
    • Both Sides Now
    • Is There Anybody Here
    • Amie
    • Till Victory
    • Tight Rope
    • Big Yellow Taxi
    • Graceland
    • Racetrack in France
    • Bloody Motherfucking Asshole
    • Naima
    • Found Me Somebody
    • Angel from Montgomery
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    • Sammy's Song
    • Into the Mystic
    • Bertha
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    • No Other Love
    • Cantaloupe Island
    • You Can Leave Your Hat On
    • Don't Smoke in Bed
    • Country Road
    • Hallelujah
    • Song for my Father
    • Yuma
    • She Came in Through the Bathroom Window
    • Ain't No Sunshine
    • Go Down Moses
    • God Only Knows
    • Come Together
    • Treme
    • (Sittin' on) the Dock of the Bay
    • Sunshine, Superman
    • Spoonful
    • Summertime
    • Rhapsody in Blue
    • Gender Wayang
    • Old Man
    • The Motorcycle Song
    • Boots of Spanish Leather
    • Big in Japan
    • Satisfaction
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    • Here Comes the Sun
    • What a Wonderful World
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